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All based on actual events experienced by Brobdingnagian Bards and one of the last songs Andrew and Marc wrote together before splitting up.


Jingle bards jingle bards
jingle bang jingle all the way
broken strings smashed autoharps and recorders that don't play

Dashing to a gig
I think we're running late
See that waitress there
She thinks that we're both baked

She tells her manager
That's why that we were late
But we're new to this gigging game
And now we'll never play

A Celtic festival
Trad musics what they want
But we play Danny boy
And rebel songs for fun

The director calls us out
But we don't really care
We'll play the music that we want
Though Jedi might be there

Now at a Christmas gig
You may think that we're joyous
But were not Santa Claus
With a baggie full of gifts

We play songs serious
You'll never see us smile
Ah that's not true. We're having fun
And laughing all the while


from I Will Not Sing Along, released February 2, 2020
Lyrics Gunn-McKee, music traditional


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Brobdingnagian Bards Austin, Texas

Brobdingnagian Bards (pron. brAHb'ding-näg-EE-en) are The Original Celtic Renaissance music duo. They take traditional Irish and Scottish songs and give them a comedic twist. Their unique brand of music on the autoharp, recorder, and mandolin put Austin, Texas on the Celtic music map and made them one of the most-popular Celtic groups online. ... more

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