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The Last Jedi Drinking Song

from I Will Not Sing Along by Brobdingnagian Bards

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This song was written as a stretch goal for the I Will Not Sing Along kickstarter. It was inspired by the beautiful, strong feminist approach to newest Star Wars movies, especially The Last Jedi.

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She didn’t need a shot of scotch or even a pint of beer
To have fun and face life without any fears
Stayed in control though the spirits flowed through her veins
And didn’t have to sober much because she used restraint

Long time ago, in the nowhere part of space
Rey came of age, decided she would be a drinking ace
BB8 would mix her drinks at morning and at night
So she learned to drink responsibly as a pilot for the light

She flew a ship from Jakku, with a drinking plan
Though she had no Jedi master to take her by the hand
Drank the Order and the Rebels, under tables through the rim,
Her search for a Jedi drinking coach was looking rather grim.

She drank down Kylo Ren, and after she awoke,
Mini-Vader lost his lunch, his hair held back by Snoke
She finally found The Last Jedi hiding in AA
He drank too much, swore off spirits, refusing to help Rey.

Rey took his drinking guides and faced Kylo once again
It was a draw, but she knew, next time that she would win
One thing that she learned from Luke and unconscious Kylo Ren
It’s that Women hold their liquor far better than do men.

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from I Will Not Sing Along, released February 2, 2020
Lyrics Gunn-McKee, music Marc Gunn

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Brobdingnagian Bards (pron. brAHb'ding-näg-EE-en) are The Original Celtic Renaissance music duo. They take traditional Irish and Scottish songs and give them a comedic twist. Their unique brand of music on the autoharp, recorder, and mandolin put Austin, Texas on the Celtic music map and made them one of the most-popular Celtic groups online. ... more

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